INSPIRATIONAL SPORTS STATUES

$19.95 each, plus shipping and handling from Catholic Shopper, 127-4 Smithtown Blvd., Nesconset, NY 11767, phone: 800-950-4928, Internet: www.catholicshopper.com

These statues are sold by catholicshopper.com, which states that they ''are the perfect gift for every young Catholic athlete.'' Catholicshopper.com further notes that ''These statues portray Jesus actively participating with boys and girls in a variety of sports.'' We are strictly going to quote catholicshopper.com on this item. If you think we are going to add any remarks of our own, you are out of your mind.

You can buy statues of Jesus playing the following sports: baseball, basketball, soccer, football, ballet, golf, martial arts, hockey, gymnastics, biking/rollerblading, skiing and track. Check these statues out at www.catholicshopper.com/products/inspirational_sport_statues.html. And don't try to tell us that we don't live in a wonderful world.