The Easter Bunny Caper
Like most people, you probably often ask yourself: ''What, exactly, are my legal rights if I am wearing a bunny outfit?''
Pray for an asteroid
Perhaps you are one of the many Americans who are afraid of preparing their own income-tax returns. If so, let me offer these words of encouragement: You stupid idiot.
The lobster rebellion
<em>(This Dave Barry column was originally published Sunday, January 28, 1996)</em><br />I am pleased to report that the scientific community has finally stopped wasting time on the origins of the universe and started dealing with the important question, which is: Are lobsters really just big insects?
Mindless in Mickeytown
<em>(This Dave Barry column was originally published March 30, 2003.) </em><br />Every year, we return to Orlando. Instinct makes us do this. We are like the salmon who must swim upstream to spawn, and die. They are lucky. We must go to theme parks.
Tips for writers
Dear Mister Language Person: When is it correct to say: "between you and I"? <br />A. It is correct in the following instance: "Well, just between you and I, the cosmetic surgeon took enough cellulite out of her upper arms to raft down the Colorado River on."
Selected Columns 2008 - 2011
Dave smells a rat -- no, really - 2/12/11
Dave goes to a Barry Manilow concert
2010 Year in Review (1-1-11)
A tiger escapes from Jungle
Dave goes On Safari
Dave goes to The
Dave does football
Dave's 2010 Holiday Gift Guide (12/4)
Dave's 2010 Year In Review (1/2/11)
For Classic columns see Dave's Herald
Book excerpts from I'll Mature When I'm Dead:
Miami and murder
The Inaugural Parade (2009)
Dave Covers The Super Bowl:
Miami Visitors' Guide
Goes to the Conventions
- Eyeballs on the Prize
- They Hear You Knockin'...But You Can't Come In
- There's a Party Going on Right He....shhhh!
- The Feminine Mystique?
- Don't Fence Me In
gallery from the RNC
- Mile-High Drama
- Denver - It's Not Easy Being Green
- The Floor Exercise
- Green Grow the Lileks
- The Great State of Whatever
gallery from the DNC
- Lost in Translation
2 - Is This Wall Great or What?
- Tastes Like Chicken
- Dave Gets Around
- A Night At The Opera
- The Name Game
- This Little Columnist Goes to Market
- Are You Ready to Rock and Roll?
- The City of Harmonious Harmony
- Beijing: It's Been Real
and the Dolphins (June)
Dave Hits the Silver Screen (April)
Does His Taxes (April)
Presidential Primary - Voting Method (March)
World - The Colonoscopy (Feb.)
Presidential Primary - South Beach (Feb.)