Recent Columns

Psst! Hillary Clinton is a woman! (In case you haven’t noticed)
I just realized something. Follow me closely: Unless my research is incorrect — which is unlikely, since I didn’t do any — if Hillary Clinton wins the election, she will … Click to Continue ».Read>>

Is this what really goes on inside the Democratic dance and beer hall?

Dave Barry goes inside the convention hall

You would not believe what he found

He didn’t find cocktails. But what about mink?

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This guy’s crotch has a message ... and it's not what you think

Dave Barry is roaming Philly in search of serious stories

Yes, we are making that up

You won’t believe how long this balloon is

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Lots of farts and other hot air await the Democrats

Beans will fire up one protest

Everyone will be so unified

Booga booga booga!

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Do we have a story to tell you about Melania Trump — but you’ve heard it before

Dave Barry is a bit shocked that actual news broke out

Cleveland’s mayor has an answer about LeBron

Is Melania’s name really Betty?

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For more recent columns, visit Dave's page at the Miami Herald.

Selected Columns 2008 - 2011


Dave Goes to the Conventions


1 - Eyeballs on the Prize
2 - There's a Party Going on Right He....shhhh!
3 - They Hear You Knockin'...But You Can't Come In

4 - The Feminine Mystique?
5 - Don't Fence Me In


1 - Mile-High Drama
2 - Denver - It's Not Easy Being Green
3 - The Floor Exercise
4 - Green Grow the Lileks
5 - The Great State of Whatever

Dave's Olympic Coverage

1 - Lost in Translation
2 - Is This Wall Great or What?

3 - Tastes Like Chicken

4 - Dave Gets Around
5 - A Night At The Opera
6 - The Name Game
7 - This Little Columnist Goes to Market
8 - Are You Ready to Rock and Roll?

9 - The City of Harmonious Harmony
10 - Beijing: It's Been Real

More 2008 Columns:

Dave and the Dolphins (June)

Miami Drivers (April)

Dave Hits the Silver Screen (April)

Dave Does His Taxes (April)

Florida's Presidential Primary - Voting Method (March)

Dave's World - The Colonoscopy (Feb.)

Florida's Presidential Primary - South Beach (Feb.)



For Classic columns see Dave's Herald column page

Book excerpts from I'll Mature When I'm Dead:

Health care

24 script

Miami and murder

The Inaugural Parade (2009)

Dave Covers The Super Bowl: Miami Visitors' Guide


A tiger escapes from Jungle Island

Dave goes On Safari

Dave goes to The World Cup

Dave does football (soccer)

Dave's 2010 Holiday Gift Guide (12/4)

Dave's 2010 Year In Review (1/2/11)


Dave smells a rat -- no, really - 2/12/11

Dave goes to a Barry Manilow concert

2010 Year in Review (1-1-11)