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DECISION 2000 Click here to read Dave's columns on how he made the agonizing decision to run for president, which took him several agonizing minutes. Prune-Eating Hamsters And Other Presidential Hopefuls The Committee: Rockers, Heloise, And My Gum Man Race is on, slush fund ready for slush Any complaints, see Vinny -- on visiting days He's short, but will stand on his platform At last a platform worthy of a come-from-behind candidate "Scoop! Persistent Newspaper Actually Talks to Dave's Campaign Manager!" |