Published Sunday, December 2, 2001
''UNDER-EASE'' ANTI-FLATULENCE UNDERWEAR
$24.95 plus shipping and handling from Under-Tec
Corp., P.O. Box 11714, Pueblo, Colo. 81001; 1-888-433-5913; Internet:
Anti-Flatulence Underwear is revolutionary and air-tight.
It contains a charcoal filter to keep others away from one's
noxious bodily odors.
Suggested by many alert readers
This could very well be the most exciting scientific
breakthrough item that we have ever featured in the Gift Guide.
``Under-Ease'' is a revolutionary new air-tight underwear that contains
a charcoal filter, which filters out noxious bodily odors before
they can escape into the atmosphere and be blamed on the dog.
This product was invented by a Pueblo, Colo., man named Buck
Weimer. In a deeply moving interview with the Denver Post, Buck
revealed that he first dreamed of this concept one evening after
a Thanksgiving dinner, when he and his wife, who suffers from
an inflammatory bowel syndrome, were lying in bed, and she cut
loose with a near-nuclear blast. Lying there, eyes watering, Buck
resolved to do something, and, after years of research, he perfected
and patented the design for Under-Ease.
We cannot think of a more thoughtful gift than this for that
friend or loved one who cannot figure out why people keep leaving
the room. Under-Ease: It reeks of the holiday spirit.